Goat Simulator wasn’t meant to be a game played by the yono all app public—it was just the product of a game jam where the devs were playing around with programming stuff. But when the internet saw footage of the game, almost everyone agreed: we need to have a game that lets us mess everything up as a goat. Because CHAOS REIGNS.(new Image()).src = 'https://capi.connatix.com/tr/si?token=995c4c7d-194f-4077-b0a0-7ad466eb737c&cid=872d12ce-453b-4870-845f-955919887e1b'; cnx.cmd.push(function() { cnx({ playerId: "995c4c7d-194f-4077-b0a0-7ad466eb737c" }).render("79703296e5134c75a2db6e1b64762017"); }); We’ll see what we can do, Coffee Stain Studios, the developers behind all yono rummy the game, seemed to say—but no promises. Today, however, I can confirm that Goat Simulator will become a real game that anyone can buy. Here’s the trailer: https://kotaku.com/goat-simulator-knows-how-to-throw-a-party-1515979275 Just like I never knew I wanted to be a goat in a game, I also never knew how badly video games need to let me lick things. Especially if licking things lets me swing an axe at people. You can pre-order the game for 9.99 here, which will give you early access to Goat Simulator 3 days before it officially releases on y1 games latest Steam. If you pre-order, you’re guaranteed a Steam key. Yay!